every time I see someone's beachy vacation photos, I am reminded that their fun is only possible because so many others abstained

— mx claws (@alicegoldfuss) December 22, 2021

That…doesn’t even make any kind of sense. But I guess even Alice has been captured by the purity culture of the woke left. If it’s fun, must be a superspreader event! Despite the fact that you’re far, far, far less likely to spread or catch Covid on a goddamn beach.

What the fuck? I despise all these people, including people like Alice I used to like. I need to stop hate-reading Twitter. It’s not good for the ol’ mental health.

(Alice is so terrified of Covid that she won’t even leave her house, despite being triple-vaccinated and having nearly no risk of any kind. Fucking Christ, I cannot understand.)