Sonic

Yep. At the first bare hint of layoffs Iโ€™m out the door. Iโ€™m gone so fast glass shatters for miles around. At one place I worked, the CEO mentioned that there was โ€œno possibility of layoffsโ€ during a call โ€” which is CEO-speak for โ€œlayoffs are happening soon.โ€ I found a new job that same week making 40% more.

My former co-workers were all laid off a few months later.