I really do think most companies and even individual people could use a service that I could easily provide: I won’t tell you what smart thing to do, but I will tell you how to avoid doing the stupidest thing possible. Since many companies default to the most absurdly self-destructive decisions imaginable and so do many people, this is not hard. That’ll be my cheap tier, say $1,000 per month for an hour or two of work.

Now if you want me to actually tell you the smart thing to do, that’s way, way more. Like $100,000 a month for companies for a few hours work and $2,000 for individuals. Because doing the smart thing — now, that’s fairly hard. But avoiding the absolute most braindead crap? That’s easy. For me, anyway.