I’ve been punched, kicked, hit in the throat, held at gun point, caught up in a riot, and nearly choked to death.

I am not impressed by you. https://t.co/hwmeZRV7tG

— Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@NataliaAntonova) December 20, 2025

Sounds like she had a life like mine. I’ve been punched (tons), kicked (tons), avoided two attempted stabbings because I am hella fast, been held at gunpoint twice, been shot at once, and been in a few hundred fights.

And other than a few of the fights, none of that happened in the army. What a life, my friends.