The internet has really ruined the credibility of death threats.
— Misha. Angel Investor, Photographer, Shitposter (@drethelin) March 25, 2013
Indeed! Back in my day, we used to get death threats in person, where people really then tried to kill you during the threat or immediately following it. None of this typing words in a box stuff you kids got going today! That’s not a death threat, that’s just all y’all wasting time. 😉