Weirdly specific

I donโ€™t have much comment directly on this topic, though for lower-tier jobs not requiring a lot of hard-won domain-specific experience I think it is true.

However, one of the commenters got me thinking about how often employers in IT search for a specific set of skills, so much so that it is truly unreasonable.

For instance, a few months ago I saw a job post on a site about how the company was looking for someone with a VMWare Certified Professional 5 certification, and that those with only VCP 4 certification would not be considered (or wording to that effect).

I am an expert in VMWare ESXi from version 4 to 5.5. There is nothing that I canโ€™t do with that product range. I know nearly everything there is to know about it. Without exaggeration or bragging, out of IT people who work with it, Iโ€™m probably in the top one percent (one of the few products I can say that about as I tend to be a generalist in most areas and am probably rarely even in the top 30 percent or above).

Yet I only have a VCP 4 certification at the moment, and hadnโ€™t planned on getting my cert for 5.

And the reason is that VMWare ESXi version 4 and 5 really arenโ€™t all that different. You could explain the differences to an eight-year-old in about 15 minutes. The average IT worker could learn them in 30 seconds.

I glanced at a chart for 5-6 seconds and knew all of them.

For those not in the techie world, itโ€™d be like adding a few commas to a book and telling someone they had to read it again as they knew nothing about it and actually hadnโ€™t even read it, even though theyโ€™d just finished it the day before.

Thatโ€™s how stupid that job ad is.

I canโ€™t really explain it, as that canโ€™t be blamed on HR which is my usual bugaboo. No, some techie who should know better had to write something that specific and inane.

Iโ€™m not surprised that employers hurt potential employees with ridiculous requirements that make no real-world sense. Thatโ€™s just the way of the world now. What does surprise me is that employers hurt themselves at the same time, without seeming to understand it at all.

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