These people that Watkins is talking about — and there are so many of them — creep me out.

We’ve been on lockdown for so long we’ve entered a strange place where people will shame others for not wanting to be in the house anymore, let alone not accomplishing enough during the pandemic. They’re the most responsible, they cook the most French meals, practice yoga six times a day, which causes them to lose 38 pounds (and yet they’re also the most spiritual), and they’re double-masking even when they’re all alone, because nobody is handling this stay-at-home pandemic life better than they are. But this is not normal life. And I’m OK with acknowledging that.

They really will be the first ones lining up to go into the pods, eating bugs and such. It’ll affirm them somehow.