Old Schoolin’

Yo’ mama so dumb, when the cashier at Walmart asked her why she had tomatoes and corn taped to her shirt, she said “It’s my crop top.”

Yo’ mama so piggish, she thinks Sisyphus is rolling a meatball up the hill.

Yo’ mama so fat, Elon Musk calls her Falcon Heaviest.

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